gamesmasterjasper's quotes

"Meets, greets and Records, gamers. It’s King Billy (of Kong). Well folks, it’s been a "long time between drinks" as they say. In this case I’m referring to my gmj.com updates as “drinks”... or am I? Because, gamers, I am also referring to LITERAL drinks here. And I mean drinks of hot sauce. Let me explain: For this past week, I’ve actually abstained from my own Rickey’s sauce. Of course this is madness, but it is for a reason. As an experiment conducted with Walt “Walter” Day, I’ve been observing the effects of Rickey’s sauce on my gaming. And wouldn’t you know it: when I didn’t have sauce, for the first time in my life I didn’t set any new records! I guess you can say that it’s not only "a long time between updates and/or drinks" but a "long time between records." So what does this mean for gaming? The obvious. My sauce is quite clearly a “source”* of gaming skill. I still have my natural (gaming) talents to fall back on, but any struggling gamers out there should look into buying some Rickey’s. Who knows... maybe they’ll have some records of their own! But not as many as me. And that is my report. Make up your own mind about what you take from it, but don’t deny what I’m saying: Rickey’s sauce is a miracle for Gaming. This study is © The KING of KONG Billy M with Walter “Games” Day. Do not sell or copy this study or its results without express permission from B. Mitchell and gamesmasterjasper.com. Do not change the mention of Rickey’s wing sauce to any other brand for advertising purposes. Game safely (but not so safe as to prevent any record breaking). - The KING of WINGS (B. Mitchell) *I hope you enjoyed my sauce joke."

Billy M