gamesmasterjasper's quotes

"gamesmasterjasper: Let’s start with a roll call. / gamesmasterjasper: Meets and greets Walter Day. / Walter Day: Semper games. / gamesmasterjasper: Meets and greets RPG_Manniac. / RPG_Manniac: semper games / gamesmasterjasper: Meets and greets TheJimmyBuffettGamer. / TheJimmyBuffettGamer: meats and greet jesper / Walter Day: You’re supposed to respond with ’semper games’, TheJimmyBuffettGamer. / TheJimmyBuffettGamer: ok semper game / gamesmasterjasper: Perfect. / gamesmasterjasper: Meets and greets Ricky Tipz! / Ricky Tipz: Meets and greets, Jaspmeister. / gamesmasterjasper: Meets and greets to gamesmastermickey! / gamesmastermickey: semper skulls. / gamesmasterjasper: Sigh. / gamesmasterjasper: I’ll take that as a semper games. / gamesmastermickey: You can take that as a ’semper skulls’ you stinking diaper. / gamesmasterjasper: Okay, so we left off at the western woods where you have set up camp. Remember that Walter cast ‘Prayer of the Moon’ on the party, so you are not required to sleep for at least 10 turns. / gamesmasterjasper: A figure is approaching you from beyond the clearing. Upon closer look it appears to be a rigid dwarf. His scratches and bitemarks tell of past battles, though his face tells of a gentle and humble soul. He is also wearing a Goomba amulet around his neck. / gamesmasterjasper: He greets you with a hearty ‘hello’. / Walter Day: Carefully but cheerfully greet him back. / gamesmastermickey: Strike the dwarf. / gamesmasterjasper: Sigh. / gamesmastermickey: I strike the dwarf in the head. / gamesmasterjasper: Given the situation and his strength you’d have to roll a perfect 1 to avoid being smitten. Do you still want to attack the dwarf? / * gamesmastermickey rolls (T9): 1! / gamesmasterjasper: Sigh... I guess you kill the dwarf."

gamesmasterjasper (leading a game session)